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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:22

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

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-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?